“Little rocky” Teacher, can I go to the bathroom!
“Teacher” Little rocky, MAY I go to the bathroom!
“Little rocky” But I asked first!!!!!!
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Johnny:- "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher:-" Of course not."
Johnny:- "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
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John: “Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast “
Peter: What was it?
John: “Eggs.”
Peter: No, that was yesterday.
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One person comes to a bank:-
My cheque was returned with a remark: “Insufficient funds”. I’d like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank!!!!!!
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I said….
Oh myy god!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too…
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GF :- had ur lunch.?
BF :- had ur lunch.?
GF :- i m asking you
BF :- i m asking you
GF :- u copying me.?
BF :- u copying me?
GF :- lets go shopping
BF:-Yes i had my lunch
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Pappu:- Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one…….
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“Pappu”:- Sir, they are uneducated. If they are educated, they would leave their signature……
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It is judged by your internal beauty.
So.....
Always Wear...
Designer Undergarments…..”
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Rocky: “I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office”, what about u?
john: Me too, “after u leave”.
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At a wedding the bride, in front of everyone, surreptitiously slips something into her father’s
Hand. They ask the father what it is. Not wishing to keep them in suspense the father opens his………
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“The Pappu Depp sutra about love is if you happen to fall for two people, choose the second one. “
Why? Because if the first one was really that attractive you would not have had eyes for anyone else!!!!!!!
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That awkward moment when some1 likes U R FB picture u uploaded 15 months ago..
Just because i m not talking doesn’t mean i m angry. Sometimes i just like being quite!!!!!
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“1 Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom”
Saw 1 Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said:
Look Mom look, that boy and girl
Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM!!!
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When someone says that “Nothing can be”
“More complicated than Love”
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.
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Throw Books on their
Face!!!!!!
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If a kiss could tell you how much I love you, I am sure we would be kissing forever.
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“Marriage Is The Box Of Children”
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while!!!
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“Kiss Is The Key Of Love”
“Love Is The Lock Of Marriage”
“Marriage Is The Box Of Children”
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while!!!
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