BEST COLLECTION OF FUNNY HINDI JOKES AND SMS

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Patni: Agar Meri Shadi Kisi "Raakshas" Se Bhee Ho Jaatee To Main Itnee Pareshan Nahi Hoti Jitnee Tumhare Saath Hoon !!

Pati Reply:-
Pati: Paglee Khoon Ke Rishton Mein Shadiyaan Kahan Hoti Hai...!!

2

Next Generation Lkg Poem

Chatting Chatting

Yes Papa

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Girlfriend Setting

No Papa

Telling Lie

No Papa

Open Your Whatsaap

Hahahahahaha.......

3

Prashan - Biviya Jab Ghar Mein Bartan Manjtee Hain To Bahut Avaaj Hoti Hai Magar Patiyon Ke Bartan Manjane Pe Kam Aisa Kyoon ? 😨
Jawab - Biviiya Ghar Mein Batati Hain Ve Bahut Kaam Kar Rahe 😰magar Pati Chahte Hain Ki Unke Bartan Manjane Ki Baat Kisi Ko Pata Na Chale!!!!!

4

Solid Insult....!!!

Daamad Apani Saas Se Baat Karta Hain :
Aapki Beti Mein To Hazaaron Kamiyaan Hain .

Saas : Haan Beta , Isee Vajah Se To Use Achchha Ladka Nahi Mila.
Solid Insult....!!!

5

Duniya Vaale Poochhate Hain :
Adhoore Sapane Poore Karane Ke Lie
Kya Karana Chaahie ? 😕
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Hamaara Javaab Hai: Dobaara So Jaana Chaahie

6

Ek Sharabi Chat Pe Se Neche Gir
Gaya.
Sab Log Aae Aur Puchhne Lage Ke
Kya Hua??
Sharabi - " Pata Nahi Bhai..... Me
Bhee Just Abhi Neche Aaya Hoon "

Chhaiairs !!!!!!!

7

Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya
Vahan Banta Kee Bivi Ko Dekh Kar
Bola...
Santa:-
"Teri Aur
Bhabhi Kee Jodi To Raam-
Seeta Ki Jodi Hai.
Banta:-
"Kahan Yaar...
Na To Ye Dhartee Mein Samatee Hai
Aur
Na Hee Ise Koi Ravan Le Jaata Hai

8

इंजीनिरिंग Ka Form Bharte Hue Student Ne Paas Khade Choki Daar Se Puncha ......... Kaisa Hai Ye Cooleg ???

Choki Daar :- Bahut Badhiya Hai, Hamne Bhee Yaheen Se इंजीनिरिंग Ki Hai.

9

Shadi Ke 5 Saal Baad , Velentyne De Ke Din Pati Bivi Ke Liye White Gulaab Laya ....

Wife :-- Ye Kya White Gulaab ? Velentyne De Ke Din To Red Roj Dete Hai Na ??...

Pati :-- Ab Jindgee Mein , Pyaar Se Jyaada Shanti Kee
Jarurat Hai...

10

Top of ForPati --Apne Marriage Certificate Ko Ek Ghante Se Dekh Raha Tha

Bibi :- Tum 1 Ghante Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ??

Pati :- Expairy Date Dhundh Raha Tha !! Saalo Ne Likhee Hee Nahi....

11

Kal Meri Girlfriend Boli Mera Pet Badhne Laga Hai.
Non-Vej Chodna Padega.
Dara Diya Kamini Ne!!!!

12

Patni: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?

Pati: Shahjaaan Se Bhee Jyaada.

Patni: Mere Marne Ke Bad Tajmahal Banaoge.

Pati: Main To Plot Le Bhi Chuka Hoon Pagali Der To Tu Hee Kar Rahee Hai

13

Teacher - Khoj Aur Avishkar Ka Ek
Saath Example Batao?
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Pappu - Sar Pehle Mere Papa Ne Mere Mummee
Ki
Khoj Kee, Phir Dono Ne Milkar Mera
Avishkar
Kiya!!!

Jawab Sunkar Teacher Ne Bachche Ko Claas Ka Monitar Bana Diya..

14

Koi To Book Aisee Miltee Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete;
Har Sabject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi Ek Ko Nipta Dete;
Ab Celebus Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hain Ki;
Ek Mahina Or Hota To Duniya Hila Dete.

15

Cheen Ke Khane Vale Ka Kabhi Pet ‪‎Nahin Bharta,
Aur Baant Ke Khane ‪Vala Kabhi ‪Bhukha Nahin Rehta..

16

Galati Qubul Karne Aur Gunah Chhodne Mein Kabhi Der Na Karen,
Kyokin Safar Jitna Lamba Hoga Vapase Utani Mushkil Ho Jaayegee..

17

Ajeeb Baat Hai Ki Dusre Kee Madad Karne Ka Samay Kisi Ke Paas Nahin Hai, Par Dusre Ke Kaam Mein Adangen Dalne Ka Samay Sabke Paas Hai …..

18

Har Rishte Mein Mithaas Hogi,
Shrt Bas Sirf Itnee See Hai Ki Shararaten Karo Sazishe Nahin..

19

Sab Puch Rahe Hain Purush Divas Kab Hai?
Are Bhai A Raha Hai Apna Bhi Tyohar...
"1 May Ko Mazadoor Divas"??

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