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Ek ladki ki shadi se 2 din pehle uski saheli boli:- saari tayari ker li kya????

ladki:- ha ker li, bas sim todkar fekna baki hai!!!!!!!!
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Ek saas ne apnee bahuon ko hadakaate hue kaha-

Are karam jalee, is mue kejarival se kuch sekh le;

"Hai to abhaga"…   

Par jab bhi ghar se bahar nikalta hai sir dhak kar nikalta hai…..
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Apko yeh jaankar bahut khushi hogi

                                                                                                            
ki chaiting aur gapashap ke lie whats app duniya bhar mein dusre number par pahunch gaya hai…
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pahale number par abhi bhi..

Aurte hi hai…
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 Ek sardar puri jindagi sochata raha

sochata raha

sochata raha ......aur sochate-sochate mar gaya .

ki mere bahan ke do bhai hai to mera ek kaise...?????
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Aaj ka mahaa gyaan.....

Do dost cigrate  peete hue
Baat kar rahe the ki
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Megie swasth ke lie hani karak hai !!!!
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 zareen (zarinai) kareena( zarinai) aur kaitareena (katrin) teenon kee tvacha ek jaisee goree kyon hai?
socho
kyonki teenon ke naam mein rin (rin) aata hai;
aur rin deta hai chaunka dene vaalee safedi....
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 Mere paas 100/- roope the. kharch kiye baakee bache
40/- 60/-
30/- 30/-
18/- 12/-
12/- 00/-
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100/- 102/-


ab ye 2/- roopaya jyaada kharch kese ho gaya
subah se dimaag kharaab hai……
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 doctor - kya takaleeph hai...?
mareej - seene mein bahut dard ho raha hai .
doctor - cigrate peete ho..?
mareej - ha par " gold flak" hi mangvana....
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 MP ke vidhayakon ka vetan 70 se 1.25 laakh ho gaya..
ab mujhe dar he kee log sailaree badhane kee khushee mein hordings aur pepar mein aid na dede..
dada ke pagaar badhane par badhaee………
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 hindi ka periyad tha

mastar ne pucha-- kavita aur

nibandh main kya antar hai

premika ke student-- muh se nikala ek shabd bhee kavita hota hai
 ... aur
            patni ka ek hee shabd nibandh ke saman hota hai

  mastar ke aankh main aansoo aa gae .
unhone us ladake ko klaas ka maaneetar banaaya aur aage chal kar vo ladaka is gurup ka admin ban gaya .
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mastar - pahale murgee aaee ya anda ?
pappu - sar , pehle blendar ki 2 botal aaee , phir ek botal dee kee aaee , phir chatapate chane ae aur usake saath hee ande aae
phir murgee aaee , usake saath 2 botal aur aaee , phir svaad aaya
maastar - baith ja pagale kyu din me hee dimaag kharaab kar raha hai....
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yaar kee mahafil mein ham jaakar
ulajh se gaye ...
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pee lete to eemaan jaata ,
na peete to yaar jaata ...
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 pati ke janmadin pe patnee : kya gipht doo ? pati : tum mujhe ijzat do , kahana maano yahee kaaphee hai . patnee : nahin , mein to gift hee dungi.
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 jo sirf apanee patnee ke baare mein sochate hain vo kahalaate hain :
" raam " ...

aur ....

jo doosaron kee patnee ne ke baare mein soche vo
" aasaaraam " ...
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 kallu paan vaale aur muhalle kee kamala ka lovai chal raha tha.
ab ek din kamala ke pitaajee paanavaale kee dukaan pahunch gaye.

bole kamalaapasand hai?

kalloo neeche utara.pitaajee ke pair chhookar bola.jee mujhe kamala pasand hai aur kamala bhee mujhe pasand karatee hai.

bas phir kya, bavaal ho gaya
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de chappal...de raipatai......de chappal
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 kapil dev : - kohalee toot padate hain chhotee gendon par ...


sonam kapoor : - hae !!! sachch !!!
..................................................................................................................................................  tum rooth jaogee to
main mana lunga
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par isaka matalab ye nahin kee
tum roj baandaree jaisa muh banakar baith jao..
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 patnee - gae ho aap bahut mote ho .
pati - gaee ho tum bhee to kitanee motee ho .

patnee - par main to maan banane vaalee hoon !
pati - to main bhee to baap banane vaala hoon......
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 Wo kehatee hai ladane se pyaar badhata hai
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 phir kya .....
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 melya 4-5 dukka .




baihosh hogee daareeki....
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 ab ladake ne yahee stetas phesabuk par daala ,
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" haath par machchhar ne kaat liya .
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is par aae kaments ...
ladaka 1: kyon be , naalee ke paas
so raha tha kya ?
ladaka 2: saale too bhi usako kaat leta , hisaab baraabar ?
ladaka 3: rajaee odhakar soya kar bevakooph aadamee
ladaka 4: phatee machchar daanee mein
soega to yahee hoga .
ladaka 5: kachua chaap jalaya kar

bhikari..........



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