ladki:- ha ker li, bas sim todkar fekna baki hai!!!!!!!!
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Ek saas ne apnee bahuon ko hadakaate hue kaha-
Are karam jalee, is mue kejarival se kuch sekh le;
"Hai to abhaga"…
Par jab bhi ghar se bahar nikalta hai sir dhak kar
nikalta hai…..
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Apko yeh jaankar bahut khushi hogi
ki chaiting
aur gapashap ke lie whats app duniya bhar mein dusre number par pahunch gaya
hai…
.
.
.
pahale number par abhi bhi..
Aurte hi hai…
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Ek sardar puri jindagi sochata raha
sochata raha
sochata raha ......aur sochate-sochate mar gaya .
ki mere bahan ke do bhai hai to mera ek
kaise...?????
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Aaj ka mahaa gyaan.....
Do dost cigrate
peete hue
Baat kar rahe the ki
.
.
Megie swasth ke lie hani karak hai !!!!
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zareen (zarinai) kareena( zarinai) aur kaitareena
(katrin) teenon kee tvacha ek jaisee goree kyon hai?
socho
kyonki teenon ke naam mein rin (rin) aata hai;
aur rin deta hai chaunka dene vaalee safedi....
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Mere paas 100/- roope the. kharch kiye baakee bache
40/- 60/-
30/- 30/-
18/- 12/-
12/- 00/-
---- -----
100/- 102/-
ab ye 2/- roopaya jyaada kharch kese ho gaya
subah se dimaag kharaab hai……
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doctor - kya takaleeph hai...?
mareej - seene mein bahut dard ho raha hai .
doctor - cigrate peete ho..?
mareej - ha par " gold flak" hi mangvana....
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MP ke vidhayakon ka vetan 70 se 1.25 laakh ho
gaya..
ab mujhe dar he kee log sailaree badhane kee
khushee mein hordings aur pepar mein aid na dede..
dada ke pagaar badhane par badhaee………
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hindi ka periyad tha
mastar ne pucha-- kavita aur
nibandh main
kya antar hai
premika ke student-- muh se nikala ek shabd bhee
kavita hota hai
... aur
patni ka ek hee shabd nibandh ke saman hota hai
mastar ke
aankh main aansoo aa gae .
unhone us ladake ko klaas ka maaneetar banaaya aur
aage chal kar vo ladaka is gurup ka admin ban gaya .
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mastar - pahale murgee aaee ya anda ?
pappu - sar , pehle blendar ki 2 botal aaee , phir
ek botal dee kee aaee , phir chatapate chane ae aur usake saath hee ande aae
phir murgee aaee , usake saath 2 botal aur aaee ,
phir svaad aaya
maastar - baith ja pagale kyu din me hee dimaag
kharaab kar raha hai....
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yaar kee mahafil mein ham jaakar
ulajh se gaye ...
..
..
..
pee lete to eemaan jaata ,
na peete to yaar jaata ...
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pati ke janmadin pe patnee : kya gipht doo ? pati :
tum mujhe ijzat do , kahana maano yahee kaaphee hai . patnee : nahin , mein to
gift hee dungi.
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jo sirf apanee patnee ke baare mein sochate hain vo
kahalaate hain :
" raam " ...
aur ....
jo doosaron kee patnee ne ke baare mein soche vo
" aasaaraam " ...
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kallu paan vaale aur muhalle kee kamala ka lovai
chal raha tha.
ab ek din kamala ke pitaajee paanavaale kee dukaan pahunch
gaye.
bole kamalaapasand hai?
kalloo neeche utara.pitaajee ke pair chhookar
bola.jee mujhe kamala pasand hai aur kamala bhee mujhe pasand karatee hai.
bas phir kya, bavaal ho gaya
.
.
.
.
de chappal...de raipatai......de chappal
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kapil dev : - kohalee toot padate hain chhotee
gendon par ...
sonam kapoor : - hae !!! sachch !!!
.................................................................................................................................................. tum rooth jaogee to
main mana lunga
,
,
,
,
,
,
par isaka matalab ye nahin kee
tum roj baandaree jaisa muh banakar baith jao..
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patnee - gae ho aap bahut mote ho .
pati - gaee ho tum bhee to kitanee motee ho .
patnee - par main to maan banane vaalee hoon !
pati - to main bhee to baap banane vaala hoon......
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Wo kehatee hai ladane se pyaar badhata hai
.
.
phir kya
.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
melya 4-5
dukka .
baihosh hogee daareeki....
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ab ladake ne yahee stetas phesabuk par daala ,
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" haath par machchhar ne kaat liya .
.
is par aae kaments ...
ladaka 1: kyon be , naalee ke paas
so raha tha kya ?
ladaka 2: saale too bhi usako kaat leta , hisaab
baraabar ?
ladaka 3: rajaee odhakar soya kar bevakooph aadamee
ladaka 4: phatee machchar daanee mein
soega to yahee hoga .
ladaka 5: kachua chaap jalaya kar
bhikari..........
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