NEW WHATSAPP SMS AND JOKES IN HINDI

1

Babaji ,,,Ek Patanjali
Girlfriend Bhi Lounch
Karado
,
,
,Jo Pijja ,Burgar Ke Bajaye
Aayurvedik Churan Khati Ho
Sasti Padegi
Ham Jaise Berojagaron Ke Lie!!!!!!

2

Ek Khubasurat Ladki Ne Ghar Ka
Kuchh Saaman
Apne Gali Ke Ladke Se Mangavaya .
,
Ladka Jab Saaman Lene Gaya To 50
Rupe Kam
Pad Gae !
,
To Usane Apane Paas Se De Die,
Ghar Laut Ke Ladka
Bola - 50 Rupe Kam Pad
Gae The, Maine Apne Paas Se De Die |
,
Ladkee Ye Sunakar Bolee : "I Love You"
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.
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Ladka : "Kaminee Jyaada Chalakee Mat Dikha,
Chal 50 Rupe Nikaal, Tel Lene Gaya Tera "I Love You"

3

Jitne Jaldee Ladkon Ko Pyaar Ho Jata Hai...
Utnee Jaldee Ladkiyaan Yah Bhi Decide Nahin Kar Pati Hain
Ki Dark Lipistik Lagani Hai
Ya Lite!

 4

Duniya Me 2 Kam Bahut Achche Hue
Ek To Whats App Ane Se Pahle 12 Ki Padhae Complete Ho Gayi..
Aur Dusra Meggy Band Hone Se Pehle Degree Complete Ho Gayi!!

5

Mandap Mein Dulhan Ko Sir Jhukae Baitha Dekh Ek
Buzurg Mahila Boli,
“Bahu Kitni Susheel Aur Sanskari Hai, Jab
Se Baithee Hai, Sir Neeche Kie HuYe Hai . Ek
Baar Bhi Nazren Utha Kar Nahin Dekha .”
Peechhe Se Avaz Ayi,
“Maa Jee....Dulhan Whatsapp Par Onlinai Hai

6

2 Bhikhari Bhikh Mangte Ek Ghar Ke Bahar Pahunche Aur Avaz Lagae,
"Kuchh Khane Ko De Do Maa Ji."
Andar Se Aurat Ne Avaz Lagae, "Abhi Laye 2 Minut."
Ek Bhikhari Dusare Se: Yaar Kaheen Ye Meggi Lekar To Nahin Aa Rahi…

7

Gaalib Ne Bakri Ko Hagte Hue Dekh
Ek Sher Arj Kiya..

Vah Ree Bakri Tere Bhi
Ajeeb Shaan Hai,

Choti See Phunch Ke Neeche
Bundi Kee Dukan Hai..

8

Kuch Bevde Bhale Hi Khud Rent Par Rehte Ho
Lekin Facebook Pe Status
Dalenge....
.
Hamen Kharidne Ki Koshish Mat Karna Pagli....
Ham Un Purkhon Ke Vaaris Hain..
.
Jin Hone Mujre Mein Have Liyan Dan Kar Dee
Thi...!!!!

9

Bhala Ho Honey Singh Aur John Cena Ka..
Jisne Aaj Ke Bachcho Ko Fashion Ke Nam Per
Bal Barik Chote Rakhana Sikha Diya..
Hamare To Sabase Jyaada Kutayi Hi Balo Ko
Leker Hoti Thee..
Ham Diljale Ke Ajay Devagan Banke Ghumate The,
Aur Jis Din Papa Ke Hath Lag Jaate Us
Din Naayi Kee Dukan Se Omkara Ka Langda
Tyagi Banake Hee Ghar Late The………….

10

Kya Sunao Apne Sabr Ki Kahani ?
Samundar Ka Rakh Vala Tha Aur Sari Umar Pyasa
Raha .
- Ramu Kaka
( Girls Hostel Ka Choki Daar )

11

Jab Internet Pack Khatam Ho Jata Hai Tabhi Yad Aata Hai
Ki..
...Are Mobil Mein To Music Player,Video
Player,Games, Calendar Aur Calculater Bhi To Hai!!!

12

Koun Kehta Hai Sirf Dil Jalta Hai...
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Dhoop Mein Khadi Byk Par Baith Kar Dekho !!

13

Pati Picnic Par Patni Ko
Shamshan Ghaat Par Le Aaya.
..
Patni : Ye Kahan Lekar Aa Gae?
Pati: Are Pagali....
Log Marte Hain Yahan Aane Ke Lie….

14

Pappu Ne Aam Liye To Usme Se Kida Nikla.
Pappu Ne Aam Vale Se Shikayat Ki ...Isme To
Keeda Hai !
Aam Vala: Ye Kismat Ki Bat Hai, Kya Pata
Agli Bar Motar Cycle Nikal Jae.
Pappu : 2 Kilo Aur De Do.

15

Ek Tu  Pyara Ek Main Pyari

Bhad Me Jaaye Y Duniya Dari!!!

16

Wafa Krne Se Mukar Gaya Hai Dil;
Ab Pyar Krne Se Dar Gaya Hai Dil;
Ab Kise Sahare Ki Bat Mat Krna;
Jhuthi Dilason Se Bhar Gaya Hai Ab Yah Dil.

17

Kadam Aisa Chalo
Ki Nishan Ban Jae
Kam Aise Karo
Ki Pahachan Ban Jae
Yahan Jindagee To
Sabhe Jee Lete Hai
Magar Jindagi Jiyo To Aisee
Ki Sabke Lie Misaal Ban Jae.

18

Sachcha Pyaar Eshvar Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jiske Baare Mein Baten To Sabhi Krte Hain
Lekin Mahasus Kuch Hee Logon Ne Kiya Hota Hai.

19

Vaah.... Vaah....

Seeta Ji Ke Vanvas Jane Mein Bahut Badee Seekh Hai.


Ghar Mein 3-3 Saas Ho, To Jangal Hee Theek Hai.

20

Arz Hai:- Roz Roz Vazan Napkar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai,
Chaar Din Kee Hai Zindagi,
Kha Lo Jee Bhar Ke,

Agale Janm Phir 3 Kilo Se Shuru Karna Hai.....

21

Pati:- Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Tumane,
Bilkul Gobar Jaisa.....?

Patni:- He Bhagvan, Is Admee Ne Har Cheez Chakh Rakhee Hai.....

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