Sir: Could you
please pay a small attention here….
Student: yes
medam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
Once older man
asks:
When a recently
married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
But when a
fifteen year married couple smile all wonders why..!!!
A boy said to a
girl:-"Come in my mind and stay here forever".
Girl
replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
Boy, “No darling,
it’s not a place of worship , come without removing……."
Puttan: Why are
you crying?
Pappu: The
elephant is dead.
Puttan: Was he
your pet?
Pappu: No, but
I’m the one who must dig his grave.
Teacher: Did your
mother help you with your assignment?
Student: No, he
did it all by himself.
Waiter! There is
a fly in my soup.’
‘Would you prefer
it to be served separately?’
Kid “Mummy! Mummy!
There is a gentleman with a bill at the gate"
Mother "Don’t
be stupid dear,
it must be
a duck with
One day, a girl
says to her mom, "Does God use
our toilet?"Her mom replies,
"No dear, why do you ask?"The
small girl says, "Well, all morning
daddy says 'Oh God, are you still
in there!"
There are 2 fish in
a tank.
The 1st
fish says to the 2nd fish: "How
the hell do we drive this thing....
one
magician: "Who was that woman I
sawed with you previous night?"2nd magician:
" at
was no woman;
that was my half
sister.....
There was
a husband and his partner sitting
next to a intoxicated in
a bar.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yell, "ATTENTION
ALL “and farts noisily.
The
wife is very embarrassed, and the
husband looks at the drunk and
says" Excuse me, you just farted
previous to my wife." The drunks replies,"
I'm sorry I didn’t know it was
her turn”......
Two drunks are sitting
at a bar.
The 1st say, "What's this thing
that they call a 'Breathalyzer'?"
The 2nd guy says, "It's a bag
that can tell how much you
drank."
The first guy says, "I married
one of those things year ago”
Your and my world
is very different, I wish!! And where would a
And I tell you
something- running "go there, go there on"......
Rajinikanth -
Hello, I'm speaking Rajinikanth..
Boy - Ya know ...
Say?
Rajinikanth - you
have to know how.. I call?
Boy - was
switched off my mobile!
Rajinikanth can
do anything the boss –.......
A drunk fell down
from the roof on.
Everyone came and
asked what happened??
Drunker -
"I do not
know bro ... ..
Just come down to
just one in”......
English men: - We
discovered water on the moon and snow
Have...
Pappu
- So we are now
just about wine and snacks
Has to come...
Girls were
fighting for seats in the bus...
Conductor: Do not
fight, in which older age should sit
Then what ...
both across the street:
.
.
Sister, you sit
down
Sister, you sit
down.........
Newspaper Reports
say a toilet has been stolen.
Police say they have
nothing to go on…..
"Filled with pride is, the mighty ocean", so vast
If it meets my thirst not long will it last!!!!
"Filled with pride is, the mighty ocean", so vast
If it meets my thirst not long will it last!!!!
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