WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…
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Hota kuchh nahin,
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!
Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi hai
Ab kehte hai ,
Ye cigarette
4 group me bhejo ,
Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklega
Had ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…
Whatsapp teaches us 3 things:
1. Whatever makes you happy, save it.
2. Whatever makes others happy, forward it.
3. Whatever will make no one happy, delete it.
Apply these rules in life and life will be much easier.
Me : Watsapp pe kyu nahi ho. . . . ?
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Gf : Aise Hi
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Me : To install karo na. .!
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Gf : ek shart par..
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Me : Kya. . . . . ?
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Gf : Tum mujhe apna watsapp ka
password bataoge…….!
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*cant stop laughing*
Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse zyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se…..
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Newspaper Band.
Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai….:P
BF text to his GF on watsApp..
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BF – Hi
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GF – Hello
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BF – Kahan pr ho?
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GF – Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho?
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BF – 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI.
Nasha Mohabbat” ka ho
“Sharab” ka ho ….ya
“Whats App” ka ho.
“Hosh” teeno mein kho jate hai
“Farak” sirf itna hai ki,
“Sharab” saala deti hai…
“Mohabbat” rula deti hai,
Aur
“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!
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Dedicated to all my lovely friends.
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